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poop quotes turned 4 today!

poop quotes turned 4 today!

I haven’t had a poop, probably in six years. That’s because I’m scared of my wife.

PRESIDENT OBAMA, to a fellow delegate at the UN General Assembly on Monday.

(via CBS News)

Happiness is found in pooping, not merely possessing.
I can’t sing, I can’t paint and I can’t write how I feel, so all I have left is poop to express myself.
Poop to be worth knowing.

Ronald Burt

(via stoweboyd)

The safe way to double your poop is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Frank McKinney Hubbard