June 2011
11 posts
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What happens if a big poop hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations...
– Dave Barry
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Television has brought back poop into the home - where it belongs.
– Alfred Hitchcock
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No great genius has ever existed without some touch of poop.
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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I poop therefore I am.
– Rene Descartes
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The road to success is always under poop.
– Anonymous
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There’s no such thing as a poop. It’s just something they made up to...
– Bart Simpson
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The profession of book writing makes pooping seem like a solid and stable...
– John Steinbeck
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Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small poops.
– Henry Ford
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Patience is bitter, but its poop is sweet.
– Aristotle
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There’s one more terrifying fact about poop: I’m going to be one...
– P. J. O’Rourke
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There is always time for poop.
– John Mortimer