June 2011
11 posts
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“What happens if a big poop hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations...”
– Dave Barry
Jun 20th
6 notes
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“Television has brought back poop into the home - where it belongs.”
– Alfred Hitchcock
Jun 15th
2 notes
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“No great genius has ever existed without some touch of poop.”
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Jun 15th
1 note
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“I poop therefore I am.”
– Rene Descartes
Jun 13th
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“The road to success is always under poop.”
– Anonymous
Jun 10th
1 note
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“There’s no such thing as a poop. It’s just something they made up to...”
– Bart Simpson
Jun 9th
3 notes
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“The profession of book writing makes pooping seem like a solid and stable...”
– John Steinbeck
Jun 8th
1 note
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“Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small poops.”
– Henry Ford
Jun 7th
1 note
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“Patience is bitter, but its poop is sweet.”
– Aristotle
Jun 6th
2 notes
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“There’s one more terrifying fact about poop: I’m going to be one...”
– P. J. O’Rourke
Jun 3rd
2 notes
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“There is always time for poop.”
– John Mortimer
Jun 2nd
3 notes