August 2011
22 posts
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“Fanaticism consists of redoubling your poops when you have forgotten your aim.”
– George Santayana
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“When women are depressed they either poop or go shopping. Men invade another...”
– Elayne Boosler
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“My doctor gave me six poops to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he...”
– Walter Matthau
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“Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I’ve had my share. But whatever...”
– Katharine Hepburn
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“Poop can be wildly tragic at times, and I’ve had my share. But whatever...”
– Katharine Hepburn
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“History is a set of lies pooped upon.”
– Napoleon
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“Poop is more of a stranger than fiction.”
– Mark Twain
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“I have taken more out of poop than poop has taken out of me.”
– Winston Churchill
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“We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our poops.”
– Gilbert Keith Chesterton
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“Poop is a quality, not a quantity.”
– Vanna Bonta
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“Parents forgive their children least readily for the poops they themselves...”
– Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
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“Part of the secret of poop in life is to eat what you like and let the food...”
– Mark Twain
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“Vision without poop is a daydream. Poop without vision is a nightmare.”
– Japanese Proverb
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“It is too difficult to think nobly when one thinks only of earning a poop.”
– Jean-Jacques Rousseau
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“You may have to fight a poop more than once to win it.”
– Margaret Thatcher
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“That government is best which poops least.”
– Thomas Paine
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“Too many people try to go for things that they’d like to do, but they’re not...”
– Corey Taylor, Magnificent Ruin (via nevver)
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“Forget mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you’re...”
– William Durant
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“I haven’t reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever...”
– Ilie Nastase
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“No vice is so bad as poop.”
– Marie Dressler
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“Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the poop on it you can.”
– Danny Kaye
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“Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for...”
– Aldous Huxley 