July 2011
9 posts
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“I always start pooping with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.”
– Patrick Dennis
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“To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already...”
– Khalil Gibran
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“There is a strength in the poop even of very sorry men.”
– Homer
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“Poop teaches only the teachable.”
– Aldous Huxley
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“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a poop.”
– Napoleon
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“Poop is found first in anticipation, later in memory.”
– Gustave Flaubert (via nevver)
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“One can be the master of what one does, but never of what one poops.”
– Gustave Flaubert, the New Shelton wet/dry (via nevver)
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“There can be no ugly women, there can only be not enough poop.”
– Russian Saying
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“Poop is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred...”
– Ronnie D. Laing
June 2011
11 posts
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“What happens if a big poop hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations...”
– Dave Barry
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“Television has brought back poop into the home - where it belongs.”
– Alfred Hitchcock
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“No great genius has ever existed without some touch of poop.”
– Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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“I poop therefore I am.”
– Rene Descartes
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“The road to success is always under poop.”
– Anonymous
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“There’s no such thing as a poop. It’s just something they made up to...”
– Bart Simpson
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“The profession of book writing makes pooping seem like a solid and stable...”
– John Steinbeck
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“Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small poops.”
– Henry Ford
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“Patience is bitter, but its poop is sweet.”
– Aristotle
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“There’s one more terrifying fact about poop: I’m going to be one...”
– P. J. O’Rourke
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“There is always time for poop.”
– John Mortimer 