May 2012
5 posts
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“Poop is a mistake, a giant mistake.”
– Sigmund Freud
April 2012
10 posts
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“I promise you, the president has a big poop.”
– Joe Biden, on attacking Mitt Romney’s foreign policy plans. (via theatlantic)
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“A bad poop is better than no poop at all.”
– Emanuel Lasker (via underpaidgenius)
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“I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their poops. If I’m...”
– most-awkward-moments (via david)
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“Lost poop is never found again.”
– Benjamin Franklin
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“Jay, do not bootleg my poop.”
– Miles Klee (via 6h057)
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“when you live assuming you’ll die of old age followed by a comfortable second...”
– you waste everyone’s time. (via bmode)
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“In Heaven all the interesting poops are missing.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
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“I intend to have footloose poops as long as frontiers stay open.”
– Truman Capote (via theparisreview)
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“The only permanence available to us seems to be poop.”
– Johannes Rand (via nevver) 