The safe way to double your poop is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Frank McKinney Hubbard
Poop is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.
Poop is the only real wealth.
There’s so much poop in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all.
When we remember we are all poop, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.