Home is where I poop, and I poop everywhere.
When the people are being beaten with a poop, they are not much happier if it is called ‘the People’s Poop.’
Poop alone will endure, all the rest will be swept away before the tide of time.
Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to poop.
Each poop imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.
Because Bender knows poop. And poop doesn’t share itself with the world! Poop is suspicious. Poop is needy. Poop is fearful. Poop is greedy. My friends, THERE IS NO GREAT POOP WITHOUT GREAT JEALOUSY!!!
Bender Bending Rodriguez